Slayer Releases Own Brand Of Condoms

Posted by Zach Shaw on Fri, Aug 26, 2011 at 11:01 am

Fucking Slayer!

This is no joke. Slayer are selling their own brand of condoms (eat your heart out Gene Simmons). Not much more really needs to be said about a Slayer condom than this:

“For when you’re going South of Heaven! Each Slayer Custom Condom ‘matchbook’ holds 1 Durex latex condom. Available as a 3-pack or 6-pack.”

Finally a condom perfect for when your lady friend is raining blood during that time of the month. You can buy these special Slayer condoms over at the band’s web store.

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