I hope this doesn’t make your whole world come crashing down on you, but those Live Nation “No Service Fee Wednesdays” aren’t completely devoid of some kind of extraneous charge:

A quick review of the offerings on the LN site found plenty of other charges still tacked on to tickets that fell under the promo, including parking, facility, charity and ticket taxes that ranged from 25 cents to $8.

In other news: water is wet, Dio is short and Tommy Vext can’t stay in a band for more than 5 minutes.