Dimmu Borgir Offer The Most Awesome Retaliation Ever

As any self-respecting metalhead that reads blogs knows, Dimmu Borgir bassist and keyboardist Vortex and Mustis were publicly fired from the band this past week (or fired via text message, apparently). Afterwards, they took to their respective MySpace pages to talk about their sackings. Now the band has fired back, in an amazing press release. It’s super long, [...]