Today is March 11th. March is the third month of the year, which makes it 3/11. If you kind of like reggae and sort of like rap, then this day means that you’re probably listening to 311, Omaha’s finest export since – well, that’s about it. But this is a metal website, so instead, we’ll celebrate this eleventh day of March the best way possible, which is by blasting Anal Cunt’s finest moment, the tender and touching song about the band “311 Sucks.” Coming from the mind of Seth Putnam,who came up with songs like “The Internet is Gay” and “Hitler Was a Sensitive Man,” 311 should only take this as a tribute. But hey, even if it isn’t, 311 is still alive and Putman isn’t, so they got the last laugh after all. So happy 3/11 – amber is the color of your energy.