Maynard James Keenan’s side project Puscifer have a new album, Conditions of My Parole, coming out on October 18th on Puscifer Entertainment. To tease it, they’ve released two teaser trailers for the album, which they’ve called “The Book Of Douche Bag, Vol. 1″ and “The Book Of Douche Bag, Vol. 2.” If talking asses and computer text to speech programs fascinate you, or you enjoy hallucinogenic drugs, you’ll probably enjoy these two pieces. If not, then we apologize in advance.