When it was first announced that Motley Crue singer Vince Neil would be competing on ABC’s Skating With The Stars, we were hoping that he’d be his sloppy drunk self and constantly fall on his ass. Though he didn’t fall flat on his face, he did make an ass of himself on the show’s debut last night (November 22). Neil came in last place out of the six celebrities competing on the show, scoring a 28 out of 60.

Granted, we’re not saying that we can do any better at figure skating, mainly because we would never would attempt to figure skate (ice skating in tights isn’t really our cup of tea). But Neil has gone out of his way this time to be cheesetastic.  How cheesy, you ask? It makes Neil’s chicken dance look metal. Yep, that bad. But be the judge for yourself and watch his performance on Skating With The Stars above.

[via Blabbermouth]