Did you ever watch any of the Star Wars movies and think to yourself, ‘wow, Chewbacca is badass, but he’d be way more badass if he danced like Axl Rose?’ Apparently, someone at Disney’s Hollywood studios thought so as well, as their “Star Wars Weekends” show features Chewbacca, clad in a red bandanna and sunglasses, shimmying to “Welcome to the Jungle.” Eventually, an ewok comes out dressed as Slash as well. As if my childhood wasn’t shit on enough by the three prequels. Darth Vader and some stormtroopers dancing to Metallica’s “Enter Sandman” is after the jump. Do you think that when Metallica and Guns N’ Roses toured together in 1992 that they ever thought that their music might be used for a Star Wars musical at Disney? On a related note, I’m really, really sorry about this.