The above video is a television advertisement for Norwegian clothing company Anti-Sweden’s new line of “True Black Metal Jeans.” If you didn’t recognize the jarring jingles and jangles, it’s the licensed sounds of Sunn O)))’s “Bow 1.” I haven’t been this terrified of a jeans commercial since Brooke Shields got all “no means no” on me.

[CMU Daily via MetalSucks]