Coffin With Sound System Is The Ultimate Way To Go

Posted by Bram Teitelman on Tue, Dec 11, 2012 at 12:33 pm

If The Coffin's Rockin', WTF?!

Got $30,000 burning a hole in your pocket, and want to impress a dead music-loving friend or relative forever?  Now you can pick up the Catacombo coffin, which comes with a sound system built in. And just in case your loved one gets tired of hearing “Bury Me In Smoke” over and over again, you’ll be able to manage their playlist via the “Cataplay” sound system. The coffin apparently features a 2.5 GHz Intel core processor and a 7-inch LCD display showing what song is playing, which is totally necessary when you’re dead.

Buzzfeed found this, and even though Swedish company Pause Custom Sound Systems’ website is real, it’s hard to tell whether or not the coffin is. We’re dying to find out. Watch the creeptastic commercial for it (“godlike comfort”) after the jump.

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