Category Archives: Douchetastic

New crowdfunding campaign launched to get Michael Keene of The Faceless vocal lessons

Posted by on December 5, 2017

In being the comical savage he is, The Archspire vocalist, Oliver Rae Aleron has launched a new crowdfunding campaign to get vocal lessons for Michael Keene of The Faceless. Aleron must not be a fan of the band’s newly released, In Becoming A Ghost. Apparently, Keene and Aleron are not friends and have thrown comments at each other through […]

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Catalepsy guitarist arrested, accused of misogyny

Posted by on December 3, 2015

Florida deathcore band Catalepsy disbanded in 2013 after three albums, then reunited the following year. But the band’s guitarist, Matt Sutton, is currently the subject of a change.org petition to ban him from Facebook for being misogynistic. In just two days, the petition has received over 2,500 signatures, and the comments are full of stories from women […]

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Insane Christian pastor suggests Eagles of Death Metal fans to blame for deaths

Posted by on November 17, 2015

We’ve written about Steven Anderson before. The pastor of the Faithful Word Baptist Church suggested that Pantera were a satanic band. Of course, that was hidden in a sermon denouncing Jews, and he’s also suggested that if gays were executed, AIDS would be instantly wiped out and prayed for the death of Barack Obama. So […]

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Guy brings “hoverboard” to hardcore show, sadly lives to tell the tale

Posted by on September 29, 2015

The Segway went from the transportation of the future to a punchline in Arrested Development and Paul Blart: Mall Cop in almost no time. For some reason, the hands-free version of the scooter, now being called a “hoverboard,” is suddenly cool. Considering it has wheels and doesn’t actually hover, and looks like something you should […]

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Former Nuclear Hellfrost singer apologizes for Dimebag grave incident

Posted by on March 1, 2015

The phrase “all publicity is good publicity” doesn’t always apply. Take Nuclear Hellfrost, for example. They’re the band that were initially blamed after Pantera posted a picture of an Instagram account claiming that they vandalized and robbed Dimebag Darrell’s grave. Reaction  was swift, and can be imagined, overwhelmingly outraged. First Nuclear Hellfrost issued a statement, blaming […]

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