Category Archives: Regrettable Life Decisions

Forget 2013, this might be the worst tattoo ever

Posted by on December 20, 2013

The road to tattoo hell is paved with regrettable decisions. There’s that butterfly tramp stamp you got after hearing that Crazy Town song. Or maybe that radio station logo you got on your forehead before finding out that they were just kidding. But honestly, all of those pale in comparison to what one apparent Lostprophets […]

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Ozzy Not As “Crazy” As The Westboro Baptist Church

Posted by on October 12, 2010

You may already be familiar with the asshole bigoted protest group known as the Westboro Baptist Church. In addition to protesting  funerals for soldiers killed in Iraq, gays, and Jewish people, they are also the same group that protested Ronnie James Dio’s funeral. Yep, those guys. Well, it appears that they’ve been gaining more attention […]

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Is This The Best Tattoo Ever Or The Worst Tattoo Ever?

Posted by on July 22, 2010

We’re conflicted. On the one hand, there’s the patriotic Metallica-themed logo. On the other hand, we rely on people, presumably ones that can read, to visit Metal Insider. Thanks to Metal Insider reader Matt for the heads up.

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Westboro Baptist Church To Protest Dio’s Funeral

Posted by on May 21, 2010

The Westboro Baptist Church (aka the God Hates Fags people) have been batshit crazy for years now. The hate group, led by Fred Phelps, have been picketing events since 1955, with an estimated 41,000 protests since 1991. They’ve also protested funerals for soldiers killed in Iraq, gays, Jewish people and even a local store in […]

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Alesana Baby-Naming Epidemic Sweeps Nation’s Youth

Posted by on January 15, 2010

North Carolina screamo band Alesana claims to have encountered as many as four mentally ill Americans who have named their children after the band. Which is good, because as nice as regrettable band tattoos are, they don’t also make noise. Alesana fans aren’t getting those too, are they? “Three of our biggest fans are military […]

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