Category Archives: Sick Dope

4D ultrasound reveals the Antichrist is on its way

Posted by on August 13, 2015

Imagine going to the doctor with your lovely pregnant wife to get a sonogram of your unborn child just to find out he will be the prince of darkness and the bringer of all plagues to humanity. Someone at least had to think about this after going to this clinic and looking at the picture […]

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Eyehategod Fan Hates God, Breaks Into Church

Posted by on September 14, 2010

Meet Bradley Dishner. The 22 year-old gentleman apparently likes Eyehategod, but maybe more for their band name than their music. That might start to explain why the Rochester Hills resident broke into the St. Paul Albanian Catholic Church this past weekend. According to ABC Detroit affiliate WXYZ, a member of the church saw glass broken […]

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