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Swine Flu Threat Spurs Kissing, Alcohol-Sharing Warning At Wacken

Posted by on July 30, 2009

As you read this, 75,000 metal fans are descending upon Wacken, Germany for the annual Wacken Open Air metal festival. However, thanks to Schleswig-Holstein’s (the state Wacken is in) higher than average swine flu rate, their health ministry has issued a statement urging caution. Citing “circumstances of limited hygeine,” the statement urges festival attendees to […]

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