2) Van Halen, “Hot for Teacher”

This song may have single handedly cemented the hot teacher fantasy into the American culture. Even 22 years after its release, Van Halen’s “Hot for Teacher”is still a school year staple. Sadly, David Lee Roth did not go on to become America’s favorite game show host, and the rest of the crew have fallen short on their aspirations as well. On a positive note, the band has survived and surpassed all of their other plans.