1. Van Halen

Decades of hits, generations of fans, and genuine enthusiasm to see a classic band, Van Halen fits the bill to a T. Especially since they’re, at least for now, off the road, if they were to do a residency, there would be a demand for them. David Lee Roth’s toastmaster general schtick is perfect for Vegas. Granted, the band’s allegedly not getting along all that well these days, but if they’re just 45-minute flights away from home after the shows, they won’t even need to spend that much time with each other.