Honorable Mention: Udo Dirkschneider (Accept, U.D.O.) 5’6”

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When Udo is on stage and the opening notes to “Love Child” hit the speakers, he seems larger than life. Then he comes off the stage and is the same size as an actual child. He’s learn to accept (pun intended) his small stature by counting his stacks of money.

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