In his heyday, Ozzy Osbourne was a trouble machine. He bit the head off a dove, snorted lines of ants, and tried to kill his wife. But in February of 1982, Ozzy found out the hard way to not mess with Texas. He was hanging out with Sharon, who was then just his girlfriend, and decided to wear one of her dresses. He might or might not have been drunk (spoiler alert: he was drunk) when he decided to relieve himself on a cenotaph across the street from the Alamo. The cenotaph was set up to honor those that died defending the Alamo, and police were not amused. He was arrested and not allowed to return to San Antonio for another decade.