1. Ted Nugent

While Dave Mustaine has been shifting into “crazy uncle” territory for the last few months, Ted Nugent has proudly called himself the Motor City Madman for years. In fact, he’s gone off the deep end for so long that he doesn’t even know what the shallow end looks like. Earlier this year, he told the NRA that if Barack Obama was arrested again, he’d be “dead or in jail by this time next year,” and that “we need to ride into that battlefield and chop [the Obama administration’s] heads off.” That led to an investigation from the Secret Service, but as recently as Saturday, he was up to his old tricks calling the President a “dirty cocksucker.” Class act, Nuge.