It’s post-Halloween, which means it’s time for preemptive Christmas commercials, music, and other things that overshadow the glorious feast of Thanksgiving. This season, ugly metal Christmas sweaters seem to be all the rage since we’re seen a lot more of them. Thanks to last year’s Slayer sweaters, we’ve seen similar products from other bands such as Metallica to, well, about damn near every other band. Now DevilDriver and Dying are the latest to break into the scene with their respective sweaters.

Introducing the “Christmas Kills” holiday bundle. Yes, “Christmas Kills”. They made the joke so we didn’t have to. While you’re donning your grave apparel you can enjoy your DevilDriver scarf, ornaments, and a sticker. It won’t ship until December 2nd, but if you or someone you know is just dying to declare his or her love for Dez Fafara this holiday season, you can go ahead and preorder here.

Dying Fetus, on the other hand, have gone for a more touching, gentle approach this season with a sweater lovingly stitched together with the phrase “Kill Your Mother, Rape Your Dog”. Doesn’t that just make you want to wish someone a Merry Christmas? You can order that particular sweater here.