Ever heard of Nevershoutnever? That’s understandable if A) ‘re older than 16 and B) don’t possess a vagina. However, the group, led by 19 year-old Christopher Drew Ingle, is popular with tweens that like earnest acoustic emo-pop, and is currently on the Warped Tour. What’s this have to do with metal? Well, Ingle (who goes by Christofer Drew), has a metal side project called EATMEWHILEIMHOT! It’s likely a joke band, for several reasons. First of all, the band name, which is almost as bad a band name as Nevershoutnever. Secondly, the declaration on their MySpace page that “this is a joke that only we are in on.” Thirdly, all their songs have straight edge titles, like the download below, “xBurritox.” As far as the music? Not bad, actually. It’s little more than a breakdown, but it sounds vaguely Sumerian-esque, and if Psychostick, The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza and Iwrestledabearonce can be taken seriously as bands, this kid’s likely got a shot at a second career.
EATMEWHILEIMHOT! – xBurritox [Download Mp3]