Some day, some kids are going to grow up and be the next generation of metal stars. And while the number of signed metal bands in their early teens starts and ends with Unlocking the Truth, they might have just gotten some competition from an unnamed 2 year-old. Since being put online less than a week ago, this YouTube video of an adorable kid singing the alphabet song over some shredding guitars has racked up over 970,000 views, which is waaaay faster than UTT did. So far, she hasn’t gotten a label deal, and she’s still way too young to be one of Revolver’s Hottest Chicks In Metal, but stay tuned! Maybe she can form a band with Julia (the My First Hardcore Song girl) and this eight month-old drummer).