Congratulations, America – after tomorrow, the election will be over! Suddenly, your super partisan friends will shut the hell up for a minute, and whether it’s Hillary or the Donald, you’re going to, at least temporarily, have a reprieve from name-calling, mud-slinging and overt hatred. Of course it’ll only be temporary, as roughly half the country will be pretty pissed off. Many already are, like Cattle Decapitation’s Travis Ryan, who’s formed the Anal Cunt-inspired grindcore act Anal Trump, and released a 30-track album, That Makes Me Smart.
The album is amazing for a few reasons. Much like the band that inspired it, the song titles are better, and mostly longer, than the songs themselves. The entire “album” is over in less than three minutes. Many of the titles are actually things Trump has said, like “I’m In Astonishingly Excellent Health” and “Trump Tower Has The Best Taco Bowls.” Others, like “Harriet Tubman Is, Like, A 3,” and “Ted Nugent Is Cool,” seem more Seth Putnam-inspired. The album artwork is pretty inspired as well.
You can stream or download That Makes Me Smart, either below or on their Bandcamp page.