Poor Tim Tebow. It seems that nobody has faith in him these days. Nobody, that is, except for Gene Simmons. The Los Angeles-based arena football team owned by KISS is attempting to recruit the God-loving Tebow by offering him a three-year contract, according to The LA Times. The LA KISS, owned by Simmons and crew let the news outlet know of their wishes through a press release, in which Simmons offered a quote, as always, with his brand in mind.
“Acquiring Tebow would not only be a great investment for the team, but his exciting style of play would definitely send shockwaves through the League. We’re excited for the opportunity to see him with an LA KISS uniform on, and for the LA KISS fans to be rockin’ their Tebow shirts and jerseys.”
Paul Stanley even weighed in:
“Tim Tebow is one of the most recognized and respected athletes in sports. His joining us would mean great things for his fans and for our team, especially from a business standpoint.”
The same release also assured the arena team would offer the former NFL star training to take him to the “next level.” Whether that will involve make-up or guitar lessons, we are not sure, but Tebow has yet to confirm or comment on the veteran rock band’s package offer. Both Stanley and Simmons are in the New York metropolitan area today, signing copies of their new book “Nothin’ To Lose, The Making of Kiss (1972-1975).”