Planning on taking in one of Guns N’ Roses’ two Las Vegas shows? We’re sure you’re not the only ones jumping at the chance to see Axl Rose, Slash and Duff McKagan share a stage together. Hell, we’d bet some of you would even throw down for a VIP package to immortalize the night. Who wouldn’t pony up some serious bucks to ask Axl when the follow-up to Chinese Democracy came out or ask Slash what took him so long. However, even if you do throw down $2,500 for the “Signature VIP Package,” that’s not going to happen. And while you’ll get plenty, you won’t get to meet anyone in the band. Here’s what your money will get you:

“One Incredible Top Price Reserved (Lower Level) Ticket in the First Ten (10) Rows *

One Ultra-Exclusive, Autographed Limited Edition Silkscreened Guns N’ Roses Tour Poster

Each Limited Edition Silkscreened Tour Poster Autographed by Members of Guns N’ Roses
Created Exclusively for VIPs, Hand Numbered and Comes with a Certificate of Authenticity
Memories to Last a Lifetime

Individual On-Stage Preshow Photo Opportunity (Includes Actual Show, Lighting & Production Elements)
Special “Behind the Scenes” Escorted VIP Backstage Tour
Welcome To The Jungle: Exclusive Guns N’ Roses Themed Preshow VIP Hospitality Lounge **

Get The Party Started in Style – Signature Guns N’ Roses Themed Cocktails Upon Arrival
Locked & Loaded – Complimentary Beer, Wine, Spirits and Assorted Soft Drink Selections
Spread for the Ages – Deluxe Dinner Buffet, Eclectic Selection of Hors D’Oeuvres and Amazing Desserts
Variety of Comfortable Seating Options to Enjoy Food & Beverage
Preshow Prizes, Party Favors, Tons of Your Favorite Music and More…
Forget the Lines! Preshow Party Includes Crowd-Free Merchandise Shopping Opportunity
Dedicated On-Site VIP Host
On-Site VIP Perks

VIP Priority Check-In
Separate VIP Entrance
The Essential Guns N’ Roses VIP Gift Bag

Designed Exclusively for VIP Package Purchasers
Includes Special Guns N’ Roses Themed VIP Merchandise
All Gift Bags Also Include a Commemorative VIP Laminate & Matching Lanyard
* Venue seating configurations can vary market-by-market
** You must be of legal age to consume alcohol. Proper identification required for consumption of alcohol; additional local restrictions may apply”

The thing is, that Vegas being Vegas, there are probably plenty of high rollers that will have no problem spending that kind of money on the GN’R experience. If you just hit it big gambling, that’s a night out. And there are enough people that were teenagers that grew up on Appetite for Destruction that have gone on to be successful people in their 30s and 40s that might not have gotten to see the band in their heyday that would drop some extra money to have that kind of experience. But still, no meeting with the band?

[via Blabbermouth]