pattoncookingEven though Cooking Hostile, the cartoon that imagines Phil Anselmo as a chef, had another installment just last week, it’s understandable why, in light of current events, creator Joey Siler might want to back off a bit from his Pantera-centric partody. That might be part of the reasoning behind his newest endeavor, in which he imagines Faith No More singer Mike Patton as the  teacher of a cooking school for kids. In his latest, titled Mike Patton’s Culinary School For Kids!,’ Patton teaches kids to cook to the tune of “Epic,” “Ashes to Ashes,” “Surprise, You’re Dead,” “Be Aggressive,” “Zombie Eaters” and at the end, “We Care a Lot.” It’s all very silly, but we’ve come to expect that from him. Slightly dumb? Sure, but any fan of both Faith No More and “Weird” Al Yankovic will enjoy it.

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