Ever listen to dad metal? No, we don’t mean older metal bands, we mean the actual subgenre of metal geared towards dads. Well, you’re about to great an introduction courtesy of the latest video from Funny Or Die; an informercial advertising Dad Metal, a compilation of songs all dads can relate to in some shape or form. The video features hardcore act Mohicans, who wrote and performed all of the music that ranges from hair metal to death metal. Our vote for best songs goes to “What Do You Mean You Lost Your Retainer?” and “Daddy Wasn’t Hurting Mommy, We Were Doing Grown Up Stuff”. If you need a good laugh (and who doesn’t?) give the video a watch, even if you’re not a dad.