[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Akhs2LYa3Ss[/youtube]Did you ever wonder what happened to the hot blonde chick in Danzig’s video for “Mother?” You probably haven’t, and you’re better off for it. However, if you thought she might have aged not all that gracefully, continued living the dream of her minor fame from days past by calling herself “themotherchick,” and uploaded a YouTube vide of herself dancing to said song, you’re totally right. Metal Inquisition unearthed this, and it’s a fascinating cautionary tale. We warned you.