YouTube comedy show Two Minutes To Late Night has totally won us over this year – so much so that, if it ever got picked up by a network as a full-time show, we think it’d be the next Metalocalypse in terms of bringing heavy music to the mainstream. (with just as many laughs!) The latest Two Minutes episode is a twist on the old “two truths and a lie” party game/team building activity before Every Time I Die’s show at Irving Plaza on Halloween, with the added wrinkle of the losers being savagely beaten by “riff uncle” and professional wrestler, ETID guitarist Andy Williams. As always, it’s pure gold. Adult Swim: give these guys some money.