Back in the early ’70s, the Osmonds were the shit, a family of squeaky clean Mormon kids that somehow became teen idols via their watered-down pop rock. It turns out that all you have to do to make them sound Satanic (or like at least ridiculous) is slow them down. “Crazy Horses,” apparently a song about air pollution, sounds downright sinister when slowed down from 45rpm to 33rpm (that’s old timey record talk). Blog Dangerous Minds posted this, and it’s easily my favorite thing on the internet today. Original cheesy video complete with chicken dance after the jump.
[via Kim, who probably won’t play this tonight]